TODAY’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :)
I’ll turn 17 today!!!
I would rather have a short conversation with you
Than have you have a long conversation with somebody else…
rehabisfortheweak:
You should like have a "face page" I love the things you reblog, I wonder what you look like sometimes. '.'
You should like have a "face page" I love the things you reblog, I wonder what you look like sometimes. '.'
https://twitter.com/#!/iFlyy_Hyyerr for all followers to see
What sex are they?
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, theres the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasnt evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but its handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought Id say male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, hed be lost without it, and while he doesnt always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Wife asks husband,
“How many women have you slept with?”
Husband proudly replies,
“Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake.”
